Cunting Badgers

[Brad the Inhaler]

Rory had been to the pub, and I was XP'ing his post...

Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:44:10)
OOC: 15xp and 1 Insanity Point for watching a man die
Rory says: (01:44:26)
Haha!
Rory says: (01:44:48)
Bleh ip's
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:44:51)
wait
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:44:56)
has he eaten breakfast yet?
Rory says: (01:45:14)
Nope?
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:45:22)
that'll be 6 IPs then
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:45:49)
and you gain 1 demonic magic disability
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:45:57)
lemme roll on the chart...
Rory says: (01:46:13)
O.o
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:46:34)
you got a26
Rory says: (01:46:46)
The hell does that mean?
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:46:55)
I'll have to look it up
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:47:34)
a disfigurement
Rory says: (01:48:01)
....Like a twitch?
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:48:12)
more like a hunched back
Rory says: (01:48:27)
You could not be planning this better...
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:48:29)
let's say your stomach (being so empty) turns into a badger
Rory says: (01:48:42)
This all makes sense..
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:48:45)
it instantly rips out of your belly
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:48:56)
you suffer 10 wounds instantly
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:49:03)
and a further 1d6 from blood loss every tur
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:49:10)
round*
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:49:34)
I'll have to roll on the critical hit table
Rory says: (01:49:47)
[=D]
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:51:13)
what's his wounds?
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:51:16)
6? 7?
Rory says: (01:51:29)
check the sig
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:51:33)
..
Rory says: (01:51:47)
because I closed the window....
Rory says: (01:51:51)
FINE!!!
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:52:09)
lol you realise I'm kidding right?
Rory says: (01:52:22)
6
Rory says: (01:52:39)
Look bud.... I've been to the pub
Rory says: (01:52:47)
And I think you're crazy
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:53:08)
right
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:53:33)
The blow smashes your spine and abdomen, tearing muscle and shattering bone so that you fall to the ground in two seperate places.
Rory says: (01:53:51)
What blow..?
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:53:56)
the badger
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:54:01)
exploding from your gut
Rory says: (01:54:11)
Why is there a badger exploding from my gut?
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:54:51)
demonic spell disability
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:54:56)
you got a disfigurement
Rory says: (01:55:26)
I don't see the link between gaining IP's from seeing a man die, and a badger exploding out my gut:P
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:55:27)
so you inadvertently summoned a demonic badger where your stomach should be
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:55:55)
because you were thinking about your empty bely
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:55:58)
and panicked
Rory says: (01:56:03)
Haha
Rory says: (01:56:08)
That's crazy:P But okay
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:56:16)
wizards are dangerous characters to play
Rory says: (01:56:39)
No shit.... I'm catching that badger
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:04)
well unfortunately you're split in two on the watch house floor
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:09)
slowly bleeding to death
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:21)
or rather, very quickly bleeding to death:P
Rory says: (01:57:33)
"Rory hurry up and post so I can roll dice and kill you"
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:34)
infact...
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:37)
5
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:38)
4
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:40)
3
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:46)
2
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:48)
1
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:57:52)
yup, dead
Rory says: (01:58:06)
Noo
Ahh, that's better =) says: (01:58:15)
check the post you dumbass
Rory says: (01:58:19)
cunting badgers

[Olli]

Scotsmen, typical.

[Wolfy]

+10 exp to me for being drunk.

[Olli]

I prefer the badger gut plan.