Olli
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Rumpleforeskin
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Spam?
Jun 29, 2005 5:39:02 GMT
Post by Olli on Jun 29, 2005 5:39:02 GMT
Not a very spammy board I'd say..
Spaam..
Spaaaaam..
Spam.
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Spam?
Jun 29, 2005 5:57:52 GMT
Post by Sythe on Jun 29, 2005 5:57:52 GMT
Husband "Morning"
Waitress "Morning"
Husband " Well, What have ye got."
Waitress "Well theres egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam egg spam spam bacon and spam, spam sausage spam spam spam baco spam tomato and spam, spam spam spam egg and spam, spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans, spam spam spam and spam..."
*Vikings singing* "Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam, spammity-spam, spammity-spam!.."
Waitress ".. or Lobster thervador au crevets with bauronaise sauce served in truffle samander with shallots and overshies garnished with truffle patte, brandy with a fried egg on top and spam."
Wife "Do you have anything without spam?"
Waitress "Well theres 's spam egg sausage and spam, thats not got much spam in it."
Wife "I dont want any spam!"
Husband "Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?"
Wife "Thats got spam in it!"
Husband "hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage n spam has it."
Wife "Could you do me egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?"
Waitress "Blech!"
Wife "What do you mean Blech! I dont like spam!"
*Vikings singing* "Spam spam spam spam spam, wonderful spam, spammity-spam.."
Waitress "Shut up!"
*Vikings singing* "Spammity-spam, wonderful spam, spam.."
Waitress "Shut up!"
*Vikings singing* "Spam, spam spam spam spam spam spam.."
Waitress "Shut up!"
*Vikings signing* "Spam spam ...spam..spam....spam"
Waitress "Bloody vikings, you can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam!"
Wife "I DONT LIKE SPAM!"
Husband "Shh, dear, don't make a fuss, I'll have your spam, I luv it, Im having spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans, spam spam spam and spam!"
*Vikings singing* Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam"
Waitress "SHUT UP!, baked beans are off"
Husband "well can I have spam in stead of the baked beans then?"
Waitress " You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam and spam?"
*Vikings singing* "Spam spam spam spam lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaaaam, lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaaam. SpaaaAAAAAM spaaaaAAAAAAAAM, SPaaaaaaaAMMMMMMM, spaaaaAAAAAAAm, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM LOVELY SPAM, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
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Olli
Slave
Rumpleforeskin
Posts: 35
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Spam?
Jun 29, 2005 6:03:05 GMT
Post by Olli on Jun 29, 2005 6:03:05 GMT
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*is shocked*
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